1000 Seconds
- It’s a simple game.
Just hold this
button down: - Oh, it’s you again.
- We really must stop
meeting like this. - It’s not me, it’s you.
- Whatevs.
- Why are you still here?!
- That’s it...
- You’re doing really well.
Great button holding. - Don’t think about giving up, there’s so much to look forward to.
- We have such sights
to show you! - Like kittens.
- But first, let’s put
on some music. - If you can’t hear it,
just imagine something
really... smooth. - Auto mode now engaged.
You can let go. - Sorry, I lied about
auto mode. - (I’m not sorry)
- I feel our relationship
got off to a bad start. - Can I make it up to you?
- With more kittens..?
- Are we friends now?
- It’s time we made
it official: - UsVsTh3m accepts no liability for any loss, damage or injury caused by the use or misuse of this game. By holding down the button you accept this contract.
- No user-serviceable parts inside, refer servicing to qualified service personnel. Your home may be at risk if you do not keep up payments on a mortgage or leave the cooker on when you go out.
- Let’s see what’s on telly...
- See if sticking your arm
out improves the reception. - Oh well.
We’ll just have to chat. - Or play a game.
- I Spy, with my little eye,
something beginning with... - B
- No, it’s not ‘button’.
- It’s not ‘browser’ either.
- Or ‘bright orange’.
- You’re rubbish at this game.
- To be honest, you’ve taken
so long I’ve forgotten. - After all we’ve already been through, this all seems far too formal.
- This is much more relaxed.
Now we can ‘chill out’. - It’s such a friendly-looking font, I use it for everything.
- You don’t like it?
Oh. - No, it’s fine.
I’m not offended. - You know what I’ll bet you really love?
- Spiders.
- He’s a little cutey.
- Are your eyes
getting tired? - The orange might start fading, or focus could weaken.
- If that happens, try blinking a bit more.
- Look out of a window every now and then.
- Roll your eyes, like you’re on the phone to your parents.
- Better?
- Now to exercise
that finger. - Wiggle it to the left...
- Now shake it to the right...
- Now wave your fingers
in the air like you
just don’t care. - I wasn’t trying to trick you.
We’re past all that. - Have you ever tried hypnosis?
- No reason, just curious.
- You are feeling very sleepy.
- When you hear the word ‘drumstick’, you will act like a chicken.
- You will wake up when I count to three.
- One...
You’re starting to awaken. - Two...
You can open your eyes. - Three.
- Where were we?
- Oh yes, we were discussing our favourite musical implements.
- Mine is the drumstick.
- Drumstick.
Drum. Stick. - I think I need a wee.
- I always need the toilet when waiting for things.
- Hang on, I won’t be long.
- While you’ve been pressing that button, I’ve been looking at your files.
- I found some photos.
- That’s you, that is.
- On a good day.
- That’s your house.
- After you decorated it.
- I feel that this experience
has brought us closer. - You know what I’m
talking about. - A bond between strangers,
forged by button pressing. - It doesn’t have to end.
- You can keep pressing.
- Forever.
- And ever.
- Don’t let go...
Don’t...
...
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