Zombie PM Of doom’s Letter of Last Resort

To be opened by nuclear submarine commanders if the UK has been destroyed.

12 May 2017

Dear Commander, If you are reading this, I am dead. Which means I can no longer give orders. You are attempting to obey a zombie. This being the case, I'd like to say use your own judgement, but your judgement is truly appalling if you opened this to find the zombie instructions. So see if anyone in Europe is alive, and if so follow their orders. Lacking that, see if a Canadian or New Zealander made it. Lots of love Zombie PM


Rt Hon Zombie PM Of doom
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