Tim Twittington-Twot’s Letter of Last Resort

To be opened by nuclear submarine commanders if the UK has been destroyed.

12 May 2017

Dear Commander, Bugger, this has all gone nasty. Find Nigel Farage and make sure he didn't survive.


Rt Hon Tim Twittington-Twot
Tim Twittington-Twot
Prime Minister
 

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