Robert R Robertson’s Letter of Last Resort

To be opened by nuclear submarine commanders if the UK has been destroyed.

19 March 2017

Dear Commander, If you are reading this, bugger. Never again shall we complain about the British weather, for it seems we have had enough heat in a few seconds to last many years. Also, we're all dead. Our sacrifice demands vengeance. Please take a straw poll of your crew and find the most disliked country. Send our missiles that way, or at least try to, we've had some `failures' recently. Hugs and kisses xxx

Rt Hon Robert R Robertson
Robert R Robertson
Prime Minister

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