Professor Falken’s Letter of Last Resort

To be opened by nuclear submarine commanders if the UK has been destroyed.

9 March 2017

Dear Commander, Why must they always go for Global Thermonuclear War, when Falken's Maze is a far better game (*** C&VG **** Your WOPR). I suggest you stay under the sea and have a nice game of chess or just do kissing.

Rt Hon Professor Falken
Professor Falken
Prime Minister

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