mikey c’s Letter of Last Resort

To be opened by nuclear submarine commanders if the UK has been destroyed.

9 March 2017

hey! this is your (probably) late prime minister here. don't know if we've met or not at some military shindig. whatever. how are the kids? oh they're probably dead that was insensitive of me. OK so if you're reading this, her majesty's government is probably gone.. I haven't got any instructions really. There's been enough killing so avoid doing that, but apart from that I'm just sorry, really, for everything. also enclosed are some of my favourite DVDs.

Rt Hon mikey c
mikey c
Prime Minister

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