Alastair McLaughlin’s Letter of Last Resort
To be opened by nuclear submarine commanders if the UK has been destroyed.
17 May 2017
Hello Submarine People! If you're reading this, then it looks like we've been properly blitzed back to the stone age. Woe! But DO NOT be mean and nuke anyone over it! This is an order, see. There's no point any more. Better to use the superior technology of your sub to start a new civilisation someplace that isn't radioactive, if you can find one. Cheers
Rt Hon Alastair McLaughlin
Alastair McLaughlin
Prime Minister