Sir Mix-a-lot likes big butts and cannot lie. His twin brother does not like big butts and cannot tell the truth. You may ask one question.
— Ranjit Bhatnagar (@ranjit) 21 December 2013
I believe Slash and Axl actually came to blows over this first draft. pic.twitter.com/Jr1MfV8A2l
— Stuart (@stuartmwrites) 1 April 2016
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (Oooooo)/ I am four eels/ Never meant to make your daughter cry/ I am several fish and not a guy
— josh nalven ☕️🐀 (@JNalv) 20 February 2013
i enjoying mysekf by the lake, but then i remembered instances of regret in my life, and pain i have caused others pic.twitter.com/KASFAIIQWc
— BAKOON (@BAKKOOONN) 8 April 2015
using microsoft word
— Lourdes (@gossipgriII) 25 March 2016
*moves an image 1 mm to the left*
all text and images shift. 4 new pages appear. in the distance, sirens.
summer lovin, happened so fast
— Ragen 🦄 (@RagenEggert) 7 May 2017
summer lovin, he scream at own ass pic.twitter.com/203Hantsqe
'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
— Adrian Bott (@Cavalorn) 16 October 2015