Opening paragraph musing on the nature of the modern personal website and its role in an online media landscape dominated by major social networks. Casual self-flattering mentions of the author’s experience and achievements.
Segue into a rambling exposition of motives and aims to pad out to a respectable length:
Exhortation to get in touch or comment in some way, anything to break the inevitable gnawing silence following the site launch.
Optimistic expressions of future ambitions, all with a desperate underlying sense that this project will also fall by the wayside and end up pitifully neglected.
Slightly awkward and pointless last paragraph. Enthusiastic final sentence ending with bold text and an exclamation mark!